486

Anonymous

Oh, lager beer! It makes good cheer, And proves the poor man's worth; It cools the body through and through, and regulates the health.

Jan 26th 2023

490

Dave Barry

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Jan 5th 2012

Feb 2nd 2023

491

Bruce Carlton

Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.

Jan 26th 2012

Feb 9th 2023

495

Dave Barry

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer

May 10th 2012

Feb 16th 2023

412

Friedrich Nietzsche

How much beer is in German intelligence?

Feb 23rd 2023

413

W.C. Fields

I never drink water- look at the way it rusts pipes.

Mar 2nd 2023

414

Henry Lawson

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Mar 9th 2023

416

Carl Worner

Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long

Mar 16th 2023

417

Shakespeare Henry IV

I will make it a felony to drink small beer.

Mar 23rd 2023

418

Benjamin Franklin

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Mar 30th 2023

419

George Gobel

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Apr 6th 2023

420

Martin Luther

We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.

Apr 13th 2023

421

Capital Brewery

People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.

Apr 20th 2023

422

Rabelais

I do not drink more than a sponge.

Apr 27th 2023

424

Rudolph Brand

The sum of the matter is, the people drink because they wish to drink.

May 4th 2023

427

Fritz Maytag

Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand

May 11th 2023

428

Anonymous

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

May 18th 2023

430

George Jean Nathan

I drink to make other people interesting.

May 25th 2023

431

Homer Simpson

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Jun 1st 2023

432

Catherine Zandonella

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Jun 8th 2023

433

Michelle Mastrolacasa

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

Jun 15th 2023

434

Homer Simpson

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Jun 22nd 2023

435

Brendan Behan

Actually, I'm a drinker with writing problems.

Jun 29th 2023

437

Stephen Morris

There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.

Dec 22nd 2011

Jul 6th 2023

438

Stephen Wright

Twenty-four hours in a day; twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence?

Jul 13th 2023

439

Archie Bunker

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

Jul 20th 2023

440

Whistran Brewery

Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink

Jan 20th 2011

Jul 27th 2023

441

Kaiser Welhelm

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Aug 3rd 2023

442

Stephen King

I work until beer o'clock.

Aug 10th 2023

443

Jim Parker

A bar is better than a newspaper for public discussion.

Aug 17th 2023

444

Ernest Hemmingway

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Aug 24th 2023

445

Sophodes

I recommend..bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.

Aug 31st 2023

446

Humphrey Bogart

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Dec 16th 2010

Sep 7th 2023

447

Robin Hood

This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!

Nov 11th 2010

Sep 14th 2023

448

Benjamin Franklin

There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

Sep 21st 2023

449

W.C. Fields

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

Sep 28th 2023

450

Ernest Hemingway

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

Oct 5th 2023

451

John Churchill

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

Oct 12th 2023

452

David Rains Wallace

Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.

Oct 19th 2023

453

Miguel De Cervantes

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

Oct 26th 2023

454

W.C. Fields

I never drink water- I'm afraid it will become habit forming.

Nov 2nd 2023

456

Czech Proverb

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

Nov 19th 2010

Nov 9th 2023

457

W.C. Fields

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

Nov 16th 2023

458

Finley Peter Dunne

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

Nov 23rd 2023

459

Anonymous

I drink, therefore, I am.

Nov 30th 2023

462

Jack Handy

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

Nov 4th 2010

Dec 7th 2023

463

Ed O'Neill

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer

Dec 14th 2023

464

Gareth Chilcott

I'm off for a quiet pint – followed by fifteen noisy ones.

Dec 21st 2023

465

Jimmy Buffett

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.

Dec 28th 2023

467

Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Jan 4th 2024

468

W.C. Fields

Drink is your enemy- love your enemies.

Jan 11th 2024

469

Plato

He was a wise man who invented beer.

Jan 18th 2024

470

Tom Waits

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Jan 25th 2024

472

Victory Brewing Company

Hoppiness is Happiness.

Feb 1st 2024

473

George F. Burns

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Feb 8th 2024

474

William Blake

A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.

Feb 15th 2024

476

Michael Jackson

Never ask for ‘a beer’.

Feb 22nd 2024

477

Richard Braunstein

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.

Feb 29th 2024

478

Pete Slosberg

I never met a pub I didn't like.

Mar 7th 2024

479

David Daye

If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.

Dec 30th 2010

Mar 14th 2024

480

Charlie Papazian

Relax. Don’t worry. Have a homebrew.

Mar 21st 2024

481

Anonymous

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.

Mar 28th 2024

482

Egyptian Proverb

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

Apr 4th 2024

483

Greek Proverb

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night

Apr 11th 2024

484

Anne Sexton

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

Apr 18th 2024

485

Anonymous

Give a man a beer, he'll drink for the day. Teach a man to brew, he'll be drunk the rest of his life.

Feb 3rd 2012

Apr 25th 2024

487

David Geary

Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot: Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat.

May 2nd 2024

488

William Butler Yeats

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

May 9th 2024

489

Toby Keith and Willie Nelson

We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin': Whiskey for my men, and beer for our horses.

May 16th 2024

492

Confucius

An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer

May 23rd 2024

493

Egyptian Proverb

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days

May 30th 2024

494

Washington Irving

They who drink beer will think beer.

Jun 6th 2024

390

Anonymous

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Jun 13th 2024

391

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

Jun 20th 2024

392

Jena Legg

A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Jun 27th 2024

393

Socrates

Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.

Jul 4th 2024

394

Winston Churchill

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Jan 20th 2011

Jul 11th 2024

396

Louis Untermeyer

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

Jul 18th 2024

397

Joan Goldstein

There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.

Jul 25th 2024

399

W.H. Davies

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.

Aug 1st 2024

400

George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Dec 16th 2011

Aug 8th 2024

401

Frank Sinatra

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day

Aug 15th 2024

402

Henny Youngman

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Dec 2nd 2010

Aug 22nd 2024

403

Homer Simpson

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Aug 29th 2024

404

Dean Martin

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Sep 5th 2024

405

President Obama

When tempers run a little high, there's one thing that always helps people think a little more rationally: beer.

Sep 12th 2024

406

Ernest Hemmingway

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Sep 19th 2024

407

Winston Churchill

Sir, you're drunk!' 'Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly.'

Sep 26th 2024

408

Stephen Wright

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Oct 3rd 2024

409

W.C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Dec 30th 2010

Oct 10th 2024

410

Jim Morrison

Well I woke up this mornin’ and I got myself a beer.

Oct 17th 2024

411

Tommy Cooper

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!

Oct 24th 2024

389

Stephen Leacock

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

Oct 31st 2024

395

Bruce Aidells

You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey - the sacred incense of the drinking man.

Nov 7th 2024

398

George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol is a very necessary article. . . It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

Nov 14th 2024

415

Jack Handy

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

Nov 21st 2024

423

Winston Churchill

Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.

May 24th 2012

Nov 28th 2024

425

Frank Zappa

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Dec 5th 2024

426

Brian O'Rourke

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Dec 12th 2024

429

Winston Churchill

Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

Dec 10th 2010

Dec 19th 2024

436

Nicolas Culpeper

The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.

Dec 26th 2024

455

Proverb

Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish;Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.

Jan 2nd 2025

460

Homer Simpson

When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer - I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID - My name was Brian Mcgee - I stayed up listening to queen - When I was seventeen

Jan 9th 2025

461

Homer Simpson

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.

Jan 16th 2025

466

Abraham Lincoln

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.

Jan 23rd 2025

471

Peter Richmond

There is only one game at the heart of America and that is baseball, and only one beverage to be found sloshing at the depths of our national soul and that is beer.

Jan 30th 2025

475

Edgar Allan Poe

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts -- queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Feb 6th 2025