Shitton better than Coors Light.

Worst malt liquor around. I've tried it twice now and each experience was worse then the last. The thin amount of flavor is not thin enough to hide that it is bad flavor.

Haha there is a certain connotation to this... If I'm smoking a blunt this belongs in my other hand. If I'm in the gas station and I have a sweaty dollar bill and some change.... Here you go.

Must be drunk out of paper bag. It's the only way.

...and two zigzags, baby that's all you need. As long as you're looking to get drunk on a budget and not enjoy what you're drinking. Wouldn't recommend it. There are better cheap beers to get drunk off of.

Taste like piss

Let's all be honest here. It's Colt 45. 40 oz of get weird for $1.25. It doesn't taste good and you won't feel good the next day. But it's a classic.

The good old days!

Colt 45 and 2 zig zags

I'd be unfair to judge this against all that loft above it. It's designed to do a job and it does that job very well, carrying upon its 40 oz shoulders the weight of every frat boy on a mission to get drunk and laid. All America loves ya!